1. Went for a run - in my mind I was the definitive flag bearer for masculine fitness, but in reality I was coughing and wheezing (poke-pun) the whole time, but none the less AVOIDING MY ESSAY.
2. Learnt a song by the homostupids for my new band - the song it self is about giving a blowjob to a bus driver, and seeing as our lead singer is a bus driver I hope people will think he is talking about giving him self a blowjob (so he drive the bus!).
The song is off the EP Night Deacon and it is REEEEEAAALLLLY GOOOD.
3. This blog - hey, you know what, I don't eve like blogging, actually anytime I write about my self or what I'm doing it feels like I'm creating a 2D character - complete with no sense of personal depth - and thus not me, just an amalgamation of my thoughts and likes, so when people read this or whatever I can remain completely detached. BUT EVEN THEN, THIS BLOG IS STILL NOT MY ESSAY SO I'M GOING TO POST IT ANYWAY.
Also, I have a new house and there's going to be a compulsory gin day and everyone will soon be wearing Hawaiian shirts and have terrible facial hair like this man here..
Maybe he's even my real dad.
