1. Went for a run - in my mind I was the definitive flag bearer for masculine fitness, but in reality I was coughing and wheezing (poke-pun) the whole time, but none the less AVOIDING MY ESSAY.
2. Learnt a song by the homostupids for my new band - the song it self is about giving a blowjob to a bus driver, and seeing as our lead singer is a bus driver I hope people will think he is talking about giving him self a blowjob (so he drive the bus!).
The song is off the EP Night Deacon and it is REEEEEAAALLLLY GOOOD.
3. This blog - hey, you know what, I don't eve like blogging, actually anytime I write about my self or what I'm doing it feels like I'm creating a 2D character - complete with no sense of personal depth - and thus not me, just an amalgamation of my thoughts and likes, so when people read this or whatever I can remain completely detached. BUT EVEN THEN, THIS BLOG IS STILL NOT MY ESSAY SO I'M GOING TO POST IT ANYWAY.
Also, I have a new house and there's going to be a compulsory gin day and everyone will soon be wearing Hawaiian shirts and have terrible facial hair like this man here..
Maybe he's even my real dad.
SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A BLOG AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME.
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